(ok, so that didn’t work and they came back again) Her: Ok are you married Me: Yes. To myself. I have control issues. But to my credit, I did play hard to get Her: Omo iya (apparently Nigerian) Me. I came home one day, I was there. Screw it. I left. Her: Bowoni Me: So you've been there too Her: Where u from Me: 1965. Can we move this on faster? Her: How Me: We need to be bff in a few minutes Her: Are u Me: In fact, I am I thought this as well Her: I dont understand u Me: I don't understand me either. Screw it. I'm leaving me. Can we go get yoger...
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